Article 5J9K5 Unexpected Crunch Prompts Woman To Take Roll Call Of Teeth With Tip Of Tongue

Unexpected Crunch Prompts Woman To Take Roll Call Of Teeth With Tip Of Tongue

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SAN DIEGO-Moments after she sat down to enjoy a warm bowl of fettuccine with homemade tomato sauce, a sudden and unexpected crunching sensation prompted area woman Meg Stanton to stop and take a careful roll call of her teeth with the tip of her tongue, sources reported Wednesday. Oh, fuck, was that part of my...

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