Tired Man Can’t Deal With Chipper Frosted Mini Wheats Box So Early In The Morning
by from on (#5JAZT)
SEATTLE-Grumbling about having to engage in such a lively interaction at this hour, local man Chris Wilson was reportedly too tired to deal with his chipper, overly energetic Frosted Mini Wheats box so early in the morning. Christ, I just woke up, and already this loud orange box is screaming at me about how it's...