Man Finds Unidentifiable Beige Thing He Froze 6 Months Ago
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VIRGINIA BEACH, VA-Holding the icy brown mass aloft in a vain attempt to inspect it, local man Ralph Freeman confirmed Thursday that he found an unidentifiable beige food item that he froze, like, six months ago. I think it might be some kind of gravy or something," said Freeman, who speculated that the color and...