Article 5K36W Biologists Confirm Penguins Totally Holding It Down On The South Pole

Biologists Confirm Penguins Totally Holding It Down On The South Pole

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CAMBRIDGE, MA-Conclusively establishing that the aquatic, flightless birds know what's up, a team of biologists at Harvard University confirmed Tuesday that penguins were totally holding it down on the South Pole. After thorough analysis of both biological and environmental factors, we have determined that penguins...

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