Article 5K576 Nation Begrudgingly Agrees To Learn Devin Booker’s Name

Nation Begrudgingly Agrees To Learn Devin Booker’s Name

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WASHINGTON-Expressing frustration at the prospect of adding yet another basketball player to their collective consciousness, the nation begrudgingly agreed Wednesday to learn Suns guard Devin Booker's name. Alright, alright I guess he's good enough to start keeping tabs on, whatever," said Elijah Forbes, echoing the...

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