Article 5KG08 Scientists Announce Successful Experiment To Bankrupt Mouse That Can’t Afford Cancer Drug

Scientists Announce Successful Experiment To Bankrupt Mouse That Can’t Afford Cancer Drug

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BALTIMORE, MD-Heralding the trial as a major step forward in the field of medicine, scientists at Johns Hopkins University announced Thursday the first successful experiment to bankrupt a mouse that couldn't afford a cancer drug. Today is a landmark day in cancer research as we were able, for the first time, to give...

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