Article 5KHKB Entire Nation Placed Under Jamie Spears’ Conservatorship For Their Own Well-Being

Entire Nation Placed Under Jamie Spears’ Conservatorship For Their Own Well-Being

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LOS ANGELES-Calling into question the U.S. populace's physical and mental capacity, Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Brenda Penny ruled Friday that the entire nation would be placed under Jamie Spears' conservatorship for their own well-being. It is with the best interest of the nation in mind that I appoint Mr....

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