Ron DeSantis Requires Florida Residents To Reinforce Bones With Steel, Concrete
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TALLAHASSEE, FL-Warning that the weak, calcified structures were particularly susceptible to critical failure, Ron DeSantis announced Wednesday that all Florida residents would be required to reinforce their bones with steel and concrete. Starting today, all men, women, and children will be mandated to shore up their...