Olympic Mascot Explains For Hundredth Time He All Out Of Clean Urine
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TOKYO-Fielding multiple inquiries from desperate athletes hoping to pass their drug tests, Olympic mascot Miraitowa reportedly explained for the hundredth time Monday that he was all out of clean urine and, for the time being, would not be able to accommodate further requests. Sorry, buddy, but I'm completely drained...