Man Hides Under Bed, Covers Mouth As Enormous Delta Variant Virus Tears Through House
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JACKSONVILLE, FL-Awaking with a jolt to the sound of the enraged virus rampaging around his kitchen, local man Chris Turner reportedly hid under his bed and covered his mouth in terror Thursday as an enormous Delta coronavirus variant tore through his house. Please, God, I'll do anything, just make this mutation go...