Article 5N158 Error'd: Deal of a Lifetime

Error'd: Deal of a Lifetime

by
Lyle Seaman
from The Daily WTF on (#5N158)

Frequently we are sent submissions harking from that rainforest retailer,or the other one, or one of the smaller ones. It doesn't matter which,the wtferry is limited as these are almost always just some hacksupplier uploading bogus data. TRR only cares about speedy delivery,and TOO cares about being cheapest, while OOTSO are just trying to keep theirbricksnmortar shops alive. I don't usually run these, but this weekI've got a bunch of them saved up so I'm giving you six for the priceof NaN.



First up from an anonymous puppet maestro is this industrialglover on fire sale. You'd be fool not to take two!"But the shipping is the real bargain," says the maestro.

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Our parsimonious (and presumably Pole) palPatryk bargains"I think I will pass on the offers altogether."

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While farther west, spendthriftGerald splashes "I can activate these discounts onmy loyalty card!" Just kidding. Gerald intends to follow Patryk'splan.

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Effusive Andy proves there'ssomething about the mobile trade that really draws the deep discounts."If you've ordered Samsung's new eye-wateringly expensive phone, you won't want to miss these offers on accessories!" he gushed.

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Gentleman George demurs "my scalp is WAY too sensitive for that."<<Un peau trop sauvage?>>

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But if George lights for the jungle, he might find himself found out byDavid L's Amazon find. "Nice to see there's no sexism in the world of trail cameras, although it's no good for trying to snag a picture of any baby animals." Leave my monkey alone, David!

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