Article 5N6PG Bullshit Antique China Doesn’t Even Say If It Microwave Safe

Bullshit Antique China Doesn’t Even Say If It Microwave Safe

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LONDONDERRY, NH-Leaving its hungry owner completely in the lurch, a piece of bullshit antique china didn't even say if it was microwave safe, sources confirmed Wednesday. What the fuck? Will this old-ass piece of shit break in the microwave or not?" said antique china set owner Alex Carson, adding that he didn't want...

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