Article 5NEPK Man Mid-Shower Facing Grim Realization He’ll Have To Retrieve Face Wash He Left On Sink

Man Mid-Shower Facing Grim Realization He’ll Have To Retrieve Face Wash He Left On Sink

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TEMPE, AZ-Struggling to come to terms with the harsh departure from his morning routine, local man Michael Simpson reportedly faced the grim reality Tuesday that he would have to leave his warm shower to retrieve the face wash he left on the sink. According to sources, Simpson, already dripping wet and covered in ...

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