Man Short-Circuits After Cashier Hands Him Change, Bag, Receipt At Same Time
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SALEM, OR-Stricken to the point of stupefaction, local man Sam Parkins reportedly short-circuited Wednesday after a cashier handed him his change, bag, and receipt all at the same time. Sources confirmed that Parkins appeared unable to process the simultaneous actions associated with putting away his various items,...