Article 5P4TA U.S. Responds To Rising Sea Levels By Patting East Coast With Towels

U.S. Responds To Rising Sea Levels By Patting East Coast With Towels

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WASHINGTON-In an effort to combat the effects of climate change, federal authorities responded to rising sea levels by patting the East Coast with towels, sources confirmed Friday. Now more than ever, it is important that we take action to protect our coastlines with ultra-absorbent linens," said FEMA administrator...

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