Folding Chair In Church Basement Fantasizes About Getting Smashed Over Wrestler’s Back
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DALLAS, TX-Hoping to eventually escape the dreary and mundane utility space, a local folding chair in the basement of Antioch Church reportedly fantasized Tuesday about getting smashed over a professional wrestler's back. Someday I'll get out of this damn basement and finally make the big time, being swung at an...