Article 5PBSN Man No One’s Looked Directly At In Weeks Concerned Everyone Can Tell He’s Balding

Man No One’s Looked Directly At In Weeks Concerned Everyone Can Tell He’s Balding

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CHICAGO-As he anxiously examined his hairline in the mirror, local 32-year-old Bryce Keough, a man whom no one has looked at directly in weeks, became increasingly concerned Thursday that everyone could tell he was balding. Jesus, this looks terrible-what am I going to do?" said Keough, who stared at his reflection...

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