Article 5PYBP God Considering Moving Dinosaurs To Separate Area Of Heaven

God Considering Moving Dinosaurs To Separate Area Of Heaven

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THE HEAVENS-Concerned that the prehistoric reptiles' behavior had gotten out of hand, God, Our Lord And Heavenly Father, told reporters Friday that He was considering moving dinosaurs to a separate part of His Kingdom. It was fine 200 million years ago when there were only a few of them here and there, but now there...

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