Article 5Q9X1 Texas State Troopers Arrest Dak Prescott For Terminating Conceived Playcall With Audible

Texas State Troopers Arrest Dak Prescott For Terminating Conceived Playcall With Audible

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DALLAS-Alleging that the Dallas Cowboys quarterback deliberately flouted Texas abortion laws, state troopers arrested Dak Prescott on the field Sunday for terminating a conceived play call with an audible. Mr. Prescott showed a flagrant disregard for a play conceived in God's image," said county sheriff Marian Brown,...

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