Article 5QAPA 40-Year-Old Not Active Enough To Realize Body Falling Apart

40-Year-Old Not Active Enough To Realize Body Falling Apart

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KEARNEY, NE-Estimating that it could still be years until the aging man's sedentary lifestyle finally caught up with him, sources confirmed Monday that local 40-year-old Thomas O'Brien was not active enough to realize that his body was falling apart. If he'd only take the stairs once in a while, he'd notice that his...

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