Article 5QV6Z Nebraska Governor Announces Program To Help Lift Children Out Of Violent Cycle Of Corn Cults

Nebraska Governor Announces Program To Help Lift Children Out Of Violent Cycle Of Corn Cults

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LINCOLN, NE-In an effort to reach those 18 and younger who had turned to a dangerous false god lurking in the fields, Nebraska Gov. Pete Ricketts (R) announced a program Monday aimed at lifting children out of the cycle of violence they fall into when they join corn cults. It is imperative that we provide...

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