Article 5QV70 Less Popular Friend Only Included In Suicide Pact Out Of Pity

Less Popular Friend Only Included In Suicide Pact Out Of Pity

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SEATTLE-Acknowledging that his addition was more from obligation than excitement, a group of friends admitted Monday that their less popular acquaintance Gordy Johnson was only included in their suicide pact out of pity. To be honest, we hadn't even considered inviting Gordy to bite down on a cyanide pill, but then...

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