Article 5RH3T Lowly 9-Year-Olds Gaze Longingly At Elite Few Chosen To Bowl In Birthday Boy’s Lane

Lowly 9-Year-Olds Gaze Longingly At Elite Few Chosen To Bowl In Birthday Boy’s Lane

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BENSENVILLE, IL-Looking upon the mighty cadre of third graders in awe and reverence, a group of 9-year-old boys gazed longingly at the elite few chosen to bowl in birthday boy Brian Caldwell's lane, sources confirmed Thursday. They booked three whole lanes, but Tyler and Eli and Sam get to bowl with Brian," said...

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