Article 5S01C Treasury Special Ops Remove Money From Circulation By Sniping Dollar Bills Out Of Americans’ Hands

Treasury Special Ops Remove Money From Circulation By Sniping Dollar Bills Out Of Americans’ Hands

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WASHINGTON-Placing the tattered currency in their rifle's crosshairs as they perched on a nearby roof, the U.S. Treasury special ops team successfully removed money from circulation Tuesday by sniping dollar bills out of Americans' hands. We've acquired the target," said lead agent Kenneth Brockheim, holding his...

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