Article 5S19F Disney Acquires All Of America’s Children For $52 Billion

Disney Acquires All Of America’s Children For $52 Billion

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BURBANK, CA-In a landmark deal that had reportedly been in the works for months, The Walt Disney Company acquired all of America's children Wednesday for $52 billion. We've been fans of America's youth for a long time now, and we're excited to finally have them join our robust portfolio of properties," said Disney...

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