Article 5TD9Z Man’s Natural Instinct To Fear The Unfamiliar Overcome By Promise Of ‘Great Barbecue Taste’

Man’s Natural Instinct To Fear The Unfamiliar Overcome By Promise Of ‘Great Barbecue Taste’

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VERNON, NJ-As he stepped cautiously toward the strange new colors on the supermarket shelf, local man Chuck Atkinson's natural instinct to fear the unfamiliar was reportedly overcome Monday by a condiment's promise of great barbecue taste." Witnesses said Atkinson first froze in place at the sight of the curious...

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