Article 5TWTK Man Horrified After Genealogy Test Confirms He Has No Past

Man Horrified After Genealogy Test Confirms He Has No Past

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MIDWEST CITY, OK-Expressing shock after the laboratory report listed his origin as simply N/A," local resident Greg Hurt confirmed he was completely horrified Tuesday after a genealogy test confirmed he did not have a past. No...it can't...it can't be-I come from nowhere?" Hurt said as he scanned his results from the...

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