Article 5V9B2 Nestlé Announces Consumers Free To Sexualize Raisinets All They Want

Nestlé Announces Consumers Free To Sexualize Raisinets All They Want

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VEVEY, SWITZERLAND-Pledging to never stand in the way of the raw animal magnetism" the candies were world-renowned for, Nestle released a statement Friday announcing that consumers were free to sexualize Raisinets all they wanted. Whether you want to use a box to stimulate yourself to the point of orgasm, or simply...

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