Article 5VD4H Ex-Catholic Still Feels Twinge Of Guilt Every Time He Masturbates On Subway

Ex-Catholic Still Feels Twinge Of Guilt Every Time He Masturbates On Subway

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NEW YORK-Worried he would never be able to escape the aftereffects of his rigorous religious upbringing, local ex-Catholic Brock Lastra told reporters Tuesday that he still felt a twinge of guilt every time he masturbated on the subway. I know it's not logical, but when I start to pleasure myself on the Q train, I...

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