Article 5VDK6 ‘It’s Over! It’s All Over!’ Screams Ticonderoga CEO, Dousing Office In Gasoline After Announcement SAT Going Digital

‘It’s Over! It’s All Over!’ Screams Ticonderoga CEO, Dousing Office In Gasoline After Announcement SAT Going Digital

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LAKE MARY, FL-Climbing atop his desk and wailing in despair, Dixon Ticonderoga CEO Thomas Clark reportedly screamed, It's over, it's all over!" and doused the company's offices in gasoline following Tuesday's announcement that the SAT would go completely digital by 2024. Everything we've built over these years-...

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