Pam & Tommy: Disney’s sex tape tale makes for outrageous and unmissable TV

Lily James and Sebastian Stan are spot on as the gorgeous 90s stars so loved up they communicate in grunts - and they make this gratuituous romp such fun

It's a series that is at least partly about Tommy Lee's penis, so let's talk about length. Pam & Tommy (Star on Disney+, from Wednesday) is an eight-part series that could have been a movie instead.

You realise this about seven minutes in: the first episode, which almost exclusively follows Seth Rogen's pornographer turned builder Rand Gauthier, takes its time with every single scene. We see Rand nail together a bed while Pamela Anderson and Lee have outrageously loud sex upstairs. We watch him drive home, put his feet up on the sofa, light a cigarette then stub it out. We flashback to his childhood to find out why he doesn't like pissing his pants. We see him try to charm his boss into helping him hijack a safe from Lee's unfinished Malibu mansion, and we see that boss umm and ahh and eventually say no. All of this takes ages. All of this could have been cut. We could have had a neat two-and-a-half hour feature film, and it would have been fine. Instead, we have eight hours of streaming to do.