Climate Report Finds Humanity’s Plot To Kill Off Emperor Penguin By Heating Planet Going Exactly As Planned
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GENEVA-Confirming that carbon emissions are on track to meet its ambitious goals, the U.N. Framework Convention on Climate Change released a report Tuesday that found humanity's ongoing plot to kill the emperor penguin by heating the planet was going exactly as planned. We have every reason to believe that human...