Pope Quietly Moves God To Different Universe After Deity Caught Molesting Altar Boy
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VATICAN CITY-Acting swiftly and quietly in hopes of avoiding a PR nightmare, Pope Francis reportedly transferred God, Our Lord And Heavenly Father, to a different universe Friday after He was caught molesting an altar boy. You're obviously a hugely valuable member of our organization, but we think given recent events...