Article 5WGQH Monsanto Investor Removes Wedding Ring Before Taking Meeting With Tall, Busty Celery

Monsanto Investor Removes Wedding Ring Before Taking Meeting With Tall, Busty Celery

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ST. LOUIS-Quickly checking his hair in the mirror and smelling his breath before she arrived, Monsanto investor George Reese reportedly removed his wedding ring Thursday night before taking a meeting with a tall, busty celery stalk. Well, well, well, there she is-the most beautiful genetically modified stalk of...

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