Article 5WGYR Disney Unveils New Mass Grave Where Fans Can Be Buried Alive With Favorite Characters Forever

Disney Unveils New Mass Grave Where Fans Can Be Buried Alive With Favorite Characters Forever

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BURBANK, CA-In what officials at the entertainment conglomerate described as a thrilling opportunity for fans of all ages," the Walt Disney Company announced Friday the opening of a new mass grave in which customers can be buried alive with their favorite Disney-owned characters. We know that people absolutely love...

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