Doe-Eyed Nation Outstretches Hands Toward Snarling, Barking Dog
by from on (#5WKB6)
WASHINGTON-Cooing while they stared doe-eyed at the adorable pup," Americans across the nation reportedly outstretched their hands Monday and ambled toward a snarling, barking 80-pound German shepherd that violently tugged on its chain. Good doggie, what a friendly doggie, we love you doggie, you're so nice-isn't...