Article 5WMJ7 Man Would Honestly Rather Keep Having Panic Attack Than Do Some Stupid Little Counting Bullshit

Man Would Honestly Rather Keep Having Panic Attack Than Do Some Stupid Little Counting Bullshit

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BALTIMORE-Reeling from the overwhelming sensation that he was about to die, local man David McNeil reportedly explained Tuesday that he would honestly rather keep having a panic attack than do some stupid little counting bullshit. I know that doing it would distract me to calm me down mentally, but God, that counting...

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