Article 5XNJ0 History’s Greatest ‘Dance Dance Revolution’ Player Tragically Born Decades Too Late

History’s Greatest ‘Dance Dance Revolution’ Player Tragically Born Decades Too Late

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DAYTON, OH-Watching him nail routine after routine on a dingy game mat he had found in a box of his parents' old things, sources confirmed Wednesday that history's greatest Dance Dance Revolution player, 10-year-old Noah Wilson, had tragically been born decades too late. It's truly a shame to witness such an...

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