‘They Switched It For Molasses!’ Yells Energy Secretary Discovering Nation’s Entire Oil Reserves Stolen
FREEPORT, TX-Taking a finger and tasting a scoop of the sticky, brown substance, Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm reportedly yelled, They switched it for molasses!" Tuesday when she discovered the nation's entire Strategic Petroleum Reserve had been stolen. Good God, they can't all be like this-no, no, no, no!"...