Article 5XWSM Shrimp Assumed Visible String Of Shit Would Go Further In Deterring Predators

Shrimp Assumed Visible String Of Shit Would Go Further In Deterring Predators

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BAY ST. LOUIS, MS-Expressing frustration that another 9 billion pounds of their friends and family had been consumed last year by humans alone, the world's shrimp population admitted Wednesday that they had assumed the visible string of shit they evolved would have gone further in deterring predators. You'd think if...

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