Trojan Introduces New Contraceptive Fife For Charming Sperm Out Of Vaginal Canal
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EWING TOWNSHIP, NJ-Touting the product as a breakthrough in modern prophylactics, leading condom brand Trojan announced Friday that it would expand its product line to include a new contraceptive fife that could be used to charm sperm out of a vaginal canal. This small wooden flute, when played correctly, is capable...