God Who Took Form Of Swan Finding It Much Harder To Seduce Women Than Expected
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SAN JOSE, CA-Expressing confusion over his seeming inability to garner much sexual interest, the god Zeus, mightiest of all who dwell on Mount Olympus, confided to reporters Friday that despite having taken the form of a beautiful swan, he was finding it very difficult to seduce women. I kind of just assumed that...