Childless Uncle Announces Plans To Get Third Fucked Up Dog
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RALEIGH, NC-Emphasizing that he was just looking for a nice pup to give a quiet, loving home, childless uncle Frank Felton reportedly announced his plans Tuesday to get a third incredibly fucked up dog. Well, I've had Ginger here for 14 years, and Coco for 16, so I think whoever I adopt would fit right in," said...