Article 5YMBH New Raid Pest Control Kit Fat Shames Ants Into Starving Themselves

New Raid Pest Control Kit Fat Shames Ants Into Starving Themselves

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RACINE, WI-Touting the product's ability to mentally and physically destroy insects via their deepest insecurities, Raid unveiled a new Confidence Killer pest control kit Thursday that fat shames ants into starving themselves. With Raid's new body dysmorphia kit, otherwise beautiful ants will hate their appearance so...

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