Article 5YTJ6 Man Opening Mailbox Again Knows He Still Won’t Find Anything To Eat In There

Man Opening Mailbox Again Knows He Still Won’t Find Anything To Eat In There

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AUSTIN, TX-Mindlessly checking for the third time in the past couple hours, area man Darrell Hawkins reported Tuesday that he had just opened his mailbox again despite already knowing there was nothing to eat in there. I didn't find anything good to snack on 30 minutes ago, so I don't know why I'd think it would be...

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