Article 5Z144 Longtime Farmers Market Vendor Knows Enthusiasm For New Jam Guy Will Eventually Fade

Longtime Farmers Market Vendor Knows Enthusiasm For New Jam Guy Will Eventually Fade

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CLEVELAND-Revealing that he had seen the same old thing happen over and over again, longtime farmers market vendor Bruce Spelman told reporters this week that he knew the enthusiasm for the new jam guy would eventually fade. Yes, yes, they all fawn over the newcomer for a week or two, but soon the novelty of...

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