Article 5Z9E6 Nation’s Elderly Announce Plan To Be Sad And Lonely All The Time

Nation’s Elderly Announce Plan To Be Sad And Lonely All The Time

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BOCA RATON, FL-Addressing a retirement community bingo hall filled to capacity with empty folding chairs, the nation's elderly announced Friday an ambitious and far-reaching new plan to be sad and lonely all the time. Moving forward, we intend to be extremely depressed every second of every day with no one to turn to...

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