Article 5ZB7N Dad Reads Menu With Restaurant Candle Like Archaeologist Deciphering Ancient Runes

Dad Reads Menu With Restaurant Candle Like Archaeologist Deciphering Ancient Runes

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KANSAS CITY, MO-Bringing the flame closer to the strange markings scrawled on the sheet before him, local dad Joe Kurinsky reportedly read a restaurant menu with a candle Friday like an archaeologist deciphering the runes of an ancient, forgotten language. The 56-year-old father of three, as though translating...

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