Article 5ZCFT Enlightened Child Realizes Chasing Vendetta No Way To Spend Entire Bumper Car Ride

Enlightened Child Realizes Chasing Vendetta No Way To Spend Entire Bumper Car Ride

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WAUKESHA, WI-Reminding himself that forgiveness was above all a gift to himself, enlightened 8-year-old Trevor Brandt reportedly realized Wednesday that chasing a vendetta was no way to spend his entire bumper car ride. Sure, I could go and smash into that kid's car in retribution, but God only gave me so long on...

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