Article 5ZDWK Surgeon Loses Another Patient Under Operating Table

Surgeon Loses Another Patient Under Operating Table

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ROCHESTER, MN-Reflecting that it never got easier to break the tragic news to the family, surgeon Peter Broadwell reportedly lost another patient under the operating table Wednesday. Goddamn it, she was right here-how the hell did she just disappear?" said the Mayo Clinic thoracic surgeon, who rooted around under the...

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